December 2009
November 2009
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning…
– Isaiah 5:11
Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?
User: I'm content. That's close enough to happy, right?
Cleverbot: You're a worm aren't you?
User: I am a meat popsicle.
Cleverbot: Oh! I love that movie!
User: Me too. It seems we have a lot in common :).
Cleverbot: Are you trying to come on to me?
User: Nah. You're not really my kind of robot.
Cleverbot: Or am I?
User: Way to rock the first grade comeback, bro.
i would've never guessed that it's spelled...
scottfriday:
that’s at least two letters longer than what i was expecting.
i mean, it’s not “harnulke”, right?
Nope. It’s “Chanukah”.
Nobody chooses Windows. People get Windows. It comes preloaded on their crap...
– Fake Steve
Stephenie Meyer grew up in the Southwest, got married, had kids, wrote some...
– (Hint: They threw “Batman” in there to make it more exciting).
So it turns out that there’s a Stephenie Meyer comic book. And somehow it’s even worse than Twilight.
(via coyotesqrl)
Why do we have an IMG element? →
A long but an interesting look at the genesis and evolution of one small chunk of HTML. (via Daring Fireball)
The majority of women seem to consider themselves sent into the world for the...
– Woman in American Society by Abba Goold Woolson, 1873
Re: Perfect Pitch →
I’m musically handicapped, so I don’t know much about Perfect Pitch… But I do know about DMCA abuse, and this strikes me as a bit dirty.
Mark Twain: Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses →