bobthecow

is Justin Hileman

It’s two years old today. I got a card from Tumblr :)
There is no reason … to do [something] you hate. Because you can lose just as much money being happy as hell.
Gary V

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When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his accusations of himself are always believed, his praises never.
— Montaigne, French essayist, 1533-92
I made a postcard for you.
What are you supposed to say when you run into a guy you haven’t seen in twenty years?

A conversation I have every month or so

dwineman:

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.

And that’s where I switch to Yelp or OpenTable, since both are happy to provide me with an awesome iPhone experience.

And by “important bits” I mean, of course, my mustache.

And by “important” I mean, of course, that I’m not foolish enough to let an untrained barber wave a really sharp knife around that close to my nose and mouth.

Even if said barber is me.
Were it Wednesday, I would most likely post this gratuitous photo of the intersection of memes, i.e. my hot new shirt.